Saints Row The Third Wants You To Enter the Dominatrix

Saints Row The Third Wants You To Enter the Dominatrix

Entering into a dominatrix apparently equals superpowers.

If there’s one thing I loved about last year’s Saints Row: The Third, it was the absolute, total and utter madness of it. Smacking people round the chops with a big, rotating wobbly purple dildo while dressed as a gold transvestite is a feat that hasn’t been replicated in any other game I can remember, and that’s a great thing.

But how do you top the madness that Saints Row: The Third already has?

Simple, you add superpowers.

Enter the Dominatrix

While Saints 3 has had a number of expansion DLC’s over the past few months, today marked the first time that THQ and Volition officially announced a huge, game-changing update. The new expansion pack is to be named ‘Enter the Dominatrix’, and it is essentially a mockery of popular franchise the Matrix given that special Saints Row feel.

“Faster than a speeding cyber jetbike, more powerful than a roided-out Luchadore, able to leap flying aircraft carriers in a single bound… That’s the power you’ll find inside the Dominatrix. Use it for good. Use it for evil. Use it for whatever you want. As always in Saints Row, it’s up to you,” said Danny Bilson, Executive Vice President, Core Game Production, THQ Inc. “With a franchise with more than 11 million units shipped globally, it’s incredibly gratifying to have the flexibility to give Saints Row fans the features they want most.”

“He later added, “Freaking super powers.”

The DLC pack is slated to be released across all major platforms sometime this fall. I honestly can’t wait, it just sounds too totally ridiculously cool for words.

Enter the Dominatrix will also have it’s own story. According to THQ’s press release about the game, the DLC pack centers around an evil alien warlord known as Zinyak paying a visit to Earth, capturing the Third Street Saints and jacking them into the world of the dominatrix while he lounges around the earth ruling people and shooting stuff.

As can you already tell, Enter the Dominatrix will continue the Saints Row flavour of rude, crude and superbly over the top antics. We don’t have any images or videos to show you yet, but we’ll be sure to keep you updated here on MT as stuff happens.

In the meantime, slate your Saints Row: The Third thirst by watching me and Eric Pederson dance the night away, Saints stylé.

 

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